今天看了一份博士申请简历,受刺激了。

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88 年的男生,德国人。

1) Personal Interests: Scuba diving, playing piano, hiking

2) Languages: Native in German, fluent in English and Spanish, advanced knowledge of French and Italian, basic communication skills in Dutch

3) Bio'science related skill: Molecular Biology and Cell culture, antibody staining, ....

4) Software programming: C# and .NET,

5) Hardware, IC design & microcontroller programming

6) Math: MATLAB and finite element simulations, ...

7) Major in physics

8) Education or visiting research experience with following universities
Stanford University
University of Toronto
Imperial College London
Heidelberg University, Germany ===> (56 Nobel Laureates share a connection with Heidelberg University)

57 条回复
  • 二荆条
    #1

    申请哪里的博士别告诉我是nus,ntu别告诉我是nus,ntu

  • kingston
    #2

    哪里刺激了不明白不明白

  • dnegel
    #3

    贸然评论一下1) Personal Interests: Scuba diving, playing piano, hiking
    这个,大把的hxer,不评。

    2) Languages: Native in German, fluent in English and Spanish, advanced knowledge of French and Italian, basic communication skills in Dutch
    吓唬亚洲人的,我们欧洲分部的小admin,会的语言也比这多。

    3) Bio'science related skill: Molecular Biology and Cell culture, antibody staining, ....
    不懂,呼唤小馋牛或者小叶姑娘等生物博士。

    4) Software programming: C# and .NET,
    OMG,c-sharp和.net的市场价值在月薪2000SGD目前,赫赫。

    5) Hardware, IC design & microcontroller programming
    这个与6有关,市场价值不懂,有creative的童鞋科普一下。但A*里面的,赫赫,赫赫,月薪大约3500SGD。
    6) Math: MATLAB and finite element simulations, ...

    7) Major in physics
    喜欢这个。我喜欢物理。

    8) Education or visiting research experience with following universities
    Stanford University (啥专业,不要忽悠我们亚洲人,赫赫)
    下面三个还行。如果是visiting research, 则市场价值在月薪4000SGD
    University of Toronto
    Imperial College London
    Heidelberg University, Germany ===> (56 Nobel Laureates share a connection with Heidelberg University)

    综合上述,市场价值月薪4500SGD。:)

    1) Personal Interests: Scuba diving, playing piano, hiking
    这个,大把的hxer,不评。

    2) Languages: Native in German, fluent in English and Spanish, advanced knowledge of French and Italian, basic communication skills in Dutch
    吓唬亚洲人的,我们欧洲分部的小admin,会的语言也比这多。

    3) Bio'science related skill: Molecular Biology and Cell culture, antibody staining, ....
    不懂,呼唤小馋牛或者小叶姑娘等生物博士。

    4) Software programming: C# and .NET,
    OMG,c-sharp和.net的市场价值在月薪2000SGD目前,赫赫。

    5) Hardware, IC design & microcontroller programming
    这个与6有关,市场价值不懂,有creative的童鞋科普一下。但A*里面的,赫赫,赫赫,月薪大约3500SGD。
    6) Math: MATLAB and finite element simulations, ...

    7) Major in physics
    喜欢这个。我喜欢物理。

    8) Education or visiting research experience with following universities
    Stanford University (啥专业,不要忽悠我们亚洲人,赫赫)
    下面三个还行。如果是visiting research, 则市场价值在月薪4000SGD
    University of Toronto
    Imperial College London
    Heidelberg University, Germany ===> (56 Nobel Laureates share a connection with Heidelberg University)

    综合上述,市场价值月薪4500SGD。:)

  • ttdangdang 楼主
    #4

    现在明白了,二战结束后,美国为什么要派特工去德国了。曾经看过一个特工的日记:任务就是搜索能人。

    也稍微明白了the pianist里那个德国军官的行为。

    曾经看过一个特工的日记:任务就是搜索能人。

    也稍微明白了the pianist里那个德国军官的行为。

  • dnegel
    #5

    bingou r in level 1.5 :) less than level 2 :))) but better than 熊猫u r in level 1.5 :) less than level 2 :))) but better than 熊猫

  • ttdangdang 楼主
    #6

    拜托,把这些skill组合在一起,就不是钱能衡量的了。RT
    RT

  • dnegel
    #7

    我不是加了500块吗?楼主是学霸吧?市场不是这个样子的啊。:)


    市场不是这个样子的啊。:)

  • #8

    以前也听过德国的学生牛…考试也难…好像找机会试一下…考试也难…好像找机会试一下…

  • luodewei
    #9

    上周末去空军展一个93年的小哥, 中尉军衔 ,已经通过飞行训练
    分配到部队 飞F-15
    当然只是高中毕业 做了两年NS ,训练三年飞行 ,刚刚分配。

    我也受刺激了。。一个93年的小哥, 中尉军衔 ,已经通过飞行训练
    分配到部队 飞F-15
    当然只是高中毕业 做了两年NS ,训练三年飞行 ,刚刚分配。

    我也受刺激了。。

  • ttdangdang 楼主
    #10

    想想:这个8000万人口的小国,为什么能把欧洲翻两遍。rtrt

  • dnegel
    #11

    准确说是F-15SG,这是美国专门为新加坡customize的适合热带气候的。与美国的F-15区别较大。
    这个自由威慑作用,因为国土没有纵深,实战不如Apache。话说,Apache也是改装过适应热带低空丛林环境的。
    至于悬挂的导弹,就不细说了,我话痨。适合热带气候的。与美国的F-15区别较大。
    这个自由威慑作用,因为国土没有纵深,实战不如Apache。话说,Apache也是改装过适应热带低空丛林环境的。
    至于悬挂的导弹,就不细说了,我话痨。

  • #12

    这样的人才来新加坡浪费了

  • ttdangdang 楼主
    #13

    还有一个毕业了的德国哥们化学和电学都很精通。编程也拿手。这些我并不是很佩服。
    但是,人家的家具全是自己做的。那样式,能卖钱的。化学和电学都很精通。编程也拿手。这些我并不是很佩服。
    但是,人家的家具全是自己做的。那样式,能卖钱的。

  • dnegel
    #14

    唉,我不好泄露别人隐私,要不我自己得瑟吧你说的德国小哥28岁,

    那么,我28岁的时候吧

    1. 爱好:乐器若干,唐诗宋词若干(超过300首吧),国家级运动员(跑),围棋(不细说涉及老师隐私), 绘画(得奖太多,不说)
    2. 电脑:呃,基本上大家知道的语言都会,大家不知道的也会。好像没有遇到不会的(几十种吧)。:)但有的精通,比如lisp, prolog, C, 以及汇编语言的病毒编制:))) 赫赫, 有的不精通,包括各种单片机语言,不好意思列出了。至于芯片设计,赫赫,就不说了,估计新加坡很多企业包括A*都还在用我的理论在芯片设计和大规模生产上。

    3. 物理:赫赫,赫赫。不说。个人爱好,特喜欢。

    4. 数学:赫赫,赫赫。不说。个人爱好,特喜欢。(意思就是有世界级的论文吧,伯克利的吧)

    5. 商业: 赫赫,28时已经创立了公司,并与香港某世界级的企业的大老板面对面合作了4年了。天朝政府有参与,赫赫,部级的吧。


    4. 访问学者:赫赫,鉴于隐私,不说我了。说老师吧,最低的是中科院在新加坡的某院士(少年班大学生出身,新加坡某部长请来的),对了,就是他老人家两年的项目,我两个月做完了,到现在,他老人家还到处又夸又骂我:) 其他老师,赫赫,因仍旧在政界或者商业大佬,就不说了。

    5. 藕,对了,语言,赫赫,17岁时,大约英语,法语,日语,世界语,初步西班牙语。赫赫。中文最好,广东话,福建话和北京话。一直没有学会上海话,因为喜欢上了要给上海小姑娘,分神了:)))

    6.。。。

    以上纯属杜撰,仅供娱乐和吐槽






    你说的德国小哥28岁,

    那么,我28岁的时候吧

    1. 爱好:乐器若干,唐诗宋词若干(超过300首吧),国家级运动员(跑),围棋(不细说涉及老师隐私), 绘画(得奖太多,不说)
    2. 电脑:呃,基本上大家知道的语言都会,大家不知道的也会。好像没有遇到不会的(几十种吧)。:)但有的精通,比如lisp, prolog, C, 以及汇编语言的病毒编制:))) 赫赫, 有的不精通,包括各种单片机语言,不好意思列出了。至于芯片设计,赫赫,就不说了,估计新加坡很多企业包括A*都还在用我的理论在芯片设计和大规模生产上。

    3. 物理:赫赫,赫赫。不说。个人爱好,特喜欢。

    4. 数学:赫赫,赫赫。不说。个人爱好,特喜欢。(意思就是有世界级的论文吧,伯克利的吧)

    5. 商业: 赫赫,28时已经创立了公司,并与香港某世界级的企业的大老板面对面合作了4年了。天朝政府有参与,赫赫,部级的吧。


    4. 访问学者:赫赫,鉴于隐私,不说我了。说老师吧,最低的是中科院在新加坡的某院士(少年班大学生出身,新加坡某部长请来的),对了,就是他老人家两年的项目,我两个月做完了,到现在,他老人家还到处又夸又骂我:) 其他老师,赫赫,因仍旧在政界或者商业大佬,就不说了。

    5. 藕,对了,语言,赫赫,17岁时,大约英语,法语,日语,世界语,初步西班牙语。赫赫。中文最好,广东话,福建话和北京话。一直没有学会上海话,因为喜欢上了要给上海小姑娘,分神了:)))

    6.。。。

    以上纯属杜撰,仅供娱乐和吐槽




  • dnegel
    #15

    做家具啊,哈哈,这个我不会,他鲁班啊不过,我会做大约40道左右的菜和小吃:)

    但还是我妈做的饺子和女票做的木须肉最好吃不过,我会做大约40道左右的菜和小吃:)

    但还是我妈做的饺子和女票做的木须肉最好吃

  • Lion_sg
    #16

    岛国人少,很多岗位都是硬上,按照中国的选拔标准,很多都不合格呢军队的飞行员肯定不可能靠外国人,这种大学同学说 他们服兵役时,带眼镜的开运输机和直升机。。。。。


    军队的飞行员肯定不可能靠外国人,这种大学同学说 他们服兵役时,带眼镜的开运输机和直升机。。。。。

  • dnegel
    #17

    95年的就会飞,比我牛21岁就会飞,比我牛啊,我是大概。。。。才会飞的。机型,不说。21岁就会飞,比我牛啊,我是大概。。。。才会飞的。机型,不说。

  • typhoonzj
    #18

    这些skill组合在一起能干啥你说,瑞士军刀吗。。很少有工作需要这些组合

    当然如果全是满分那没话说,属于啥都能干好的。

    语言方面因为欧洲人很多都会英语,而且客户群小,所以反而不重要了,倒是中文,日语 韩语 阿拉伯这些有市场很少有工作需要这些组合

    当然如果全是满分那没话说,属于啥都能干好的。

    语言方面因为欧洲人很多都会英语,而且客户群小,所以反而不重要了,倒是中文,日语 韩语 阿拉伯这些有市场

  • dnegel
    #19

    藕,有点意思”中文,日语 韩语 阿拉伯“的确如此。有点见识。:)”中文,日语 韩语 阿拉伯“的确如此。有点见识。:)

  • 凡人
    #20

    NUS有个工科教授是文科出身...教过我,后来听说他的简历给跪了,上课特别棒教过我,后来听说他的简历给跪了,上课特别棒

  • #21

    哪里都有你啊贬低别人也没有办法抬高自己的贬低别人也没有办法抬高自己的

  • 刘绪国
    #22

    厉害仅次于三胖:)仅次于三胖:)

  • 刘绪国
    #23

    会一点儿的都可以往简历上放吧我以前的老板三周就赶走了一个学生,可能就是因为简历写得太完美,或者面试的时候话说得太满,来实验室后表现却不咋样。记得老板赶她走的时候是这样说的:“当初你说你什么都会,我现在发现你什么都不会”


    我以前的老板三周就赶走了一个学生,可能就是因为简历写得太完美,或者面试的时候话说得太满,来实验室后表现却不咋样。记得老板赶她走的时候是这样说的:“当初你说你什么都会,我现在发现你什么都不会”

  • #24

    太厉害了电脑语言大家不知道的也会!
    电脑语言大家不知道的也会!

  • #25

    我大学同班同学第一年考上大学文科专业没去读,第二年考上清华电机系上大学前他是中学语文老师,毕业后担任电力局长,高级工程师,再后来是国家级企业的总经济师!牛人啊。上大学前他是中学语文老师,毕业后担任电力局长,高级工程师,再后来是国家级企业的总经济师!牛人啊。

  • robinz
    #26

    大概知道你说的是谁了NUS 学EE的都差不多上过的课.
    他还是我的FYP supervisorNUS 学EE的都差不多上过的课.
    他还是我的FYP supervisor

  • dnegel
    #27

    因为是我自己的os 以及自己做的compiler借鉴了bios, dos,Linux 的内核
    编译器 compiler借鉴了masm,c 的编译器
    主要是自己用于底层管制Intel 结构的电脑

    另外,在 risc结构的电脑也有自己的 os and compiler
    And same to many microcomputers and supercomputers
    I like to create my own os and compiler

    Not for money but for fun

    For example , in Intel architecture, I used similar way of int 3, int 10, int 21, int 16, etc and 16 registers,etc
    But not exactly same


    借鉴了bios, dos,Linux 的内核
    编译器 compiler借鉴了masm,c 的编译器
    主要是自己用于底层管制Intel 结构的电脑

    另外,在 risc结构的电脑也有自己的 os and compiler
    And same to many microcomputers and supercomputers
    I like to create my own os and compiler

    Not for money but for fun

    For example , in Intel architecture, I used similar way of int 3, int 10, int 21, int 16, etc and 16 registers,etc
    But not exactly same

  • dnegel
    #28

    我简历特简单,只有公司名字和工作头衔如果对方不知道我,我是不需要去效力的如果对方不知道我,我是不需要去效力的

  • dnegel
    #29

    不是贬低是评论也不是为了提高自己
    因为我知道自己一直是最好的也不是为了提高自己
    因为我知道自己一直是最好的

  • #30

    哈哈,知道是谁。泡沫给人机会。。。前两个星期和几个朋友谈起,都觉得泡沫消失时凡人survive under any environment的能力最强。前两个星期和几个朋友谈起,都觉得泡沫消失时凡人survive under any environment的能力最强。

  • 凡人
    #31

    太过奖了,让我做科研肯定不行...上街做小吃卖还可以上街做小吃卖还可以

  • 刘绪国
    #32

    像你这样的人,都是招人,而非求职我随时准备去给你打工呢我随时准备去给你打工呢

  • guge
    #33

    新加坡军队干嘛的?这么点大,经不起冲突的这么点大,经不起冲突的

  • guge
    #34

    其实我觉得一般啊何牛之有啊?何牛之有啊?

  • #35

    爬完楼我只能说。。。花式装逼哪家强?坡县狮城帮找登革坡县狮城帮找登革

  • ruhemut
    #36

    六七还行。还是张峰陶哲轩Andrew Ng, Demis Hassabis这类的简历强。
    嗯,可能那太远了~~~
    简历不强的见韩春雨。还是张峰陶哲轩Andrew Ng, Demis Hassabis这类的简历强。
    嗯,可能那太远了~~~
    简历不强的见韩春雨。

  • guge
    #37

    这个确实挺厉害的。以前我写过一个模拟CPU.还在上面自己定义语法编译器,等于自己从0做了一个CPU指令集出来以前我写过一个模拟CPU.还在上面自己定义语法编译器,等于自己从0做了一个CPU指令集出来

  • 宅宅
    #38

    你好厉害哦~!我突然感觉好崇拜你了!我突然感觉好崇拜你了!

  • ttdangdang 楼主
    #39

    今天看了一份博士申请简历,受刺激了。88 年的男生,德国人。

    1) Personal Interests: Scuba diving, playing piano, hiking

    2) Languages: Native in German, fluent in English and Spanish, advanced knowledge of French and Italian, basic communication skills in Dutch

    3) Bio'science related skill: Molecular Biology and Cell culture, antibody staining, ....

    4) Software programming: C# and .NET,

    5) Hardware, IC design & microcontroller programming

    6) Math: MATLAB and finite element simulations, ...

    7) Major in physics

    8) Education or visiting research experience with following universities
    Stanford University
    University of Toronto
    Imperial College London
    Heidelberg University, Germany ===> (56 Nobel Laureates share a connection with Heidelberg University)

    88 年的男生,德国人。

    1) Personal Interests: Scuba diving, playing piano, hiking

    2) Languages: Native in German, fluent in English and Spanish, advanced knowledge of French and Italian, basic communication skills in Dutch

    3) Bio'science related skill: Molecular Biology and Cell culture, antibody staining, ....

    4) Software programming: C# and .NET,

    5) Hardware, IC design & microcontroller programming

    6) Math: MATLAB and finite element simulations, ...

    7) Major in physics

    8) Education or visiting research experience with following universities
    Stanford University
    University of Toronto
    Imperial College London
    Heidelberg University, Germany ===> (56 Nobel Laureates share a connection with Heidelberg University)

  • kingston
    #40

    so youthink we are just in virtual reality world, our soul does not present in this wolrd?think we are just in virtual reality world, our soul does not present in this wolrd?

  • dnegel
    #41

    DefineThink
    Virtual reality world
    Soul
    Think
    Virtual reality world
    Soul

  • kingston
    #42

    thinkingis randomly logical stuff, random because there are many paths and many interruptions to particular result, logical because after practice and training, better and high probability path for result may emerge

    if sou exists, all the chemical and physical reaction above in brain layer should not exist, because processing unit should be out of the body but in other place just like client and server(cloud) mode.

    Virtual reality, you can build a world vivid like what we are experiencing now if you born with perception of current physical world. Chips in your brain can emulate all signal of your perception and sense and combine the super reality of interaction and view in the game world, so that you can distinguish the virtual from the reality. I you are born with virtual reality chip implanted in your brain, even the virtual is completely fantastic and different from our physical world, you can not easily recognize it because you have adapted to it just like you can not judge whether you seems to be in a different identity if yo are in a dream. is randomly logical stuff, random because there are many paths and many interruptions to particular result, logical because after practice and training, better and high probability path for result may emerge

    if sou exists, all the chemical and physical reaction above in brain layer should not exist, because processing unit should be out of the body but in other place just like client and server(cloud) mode.

    Virtual reality, you can build a world vivid like what we are experiencing now if you born with perception of current physical world. Chips in your brain can emulate all signal of your perception and sense and combine the super reality of interaction and view in the game world, so that you can distinguish the virtual from the reality. I you are born with virtual reality chip implanted in your brain, even the virtual is completely fantastic and different from our physical world, you can not easily recognize it because you have adapted to it just like you can not judge whether you seems to be in a different identity if yo are in a dream.

  • dnegel
    #43

    Pls read your post againMore words coming in
    Are we using Apple to define an apple ?More words coming in
    Are we using Apple to define an apple ?

  • kingston
    #44

    I think thinking(without reference support)is randomly logical stuff, random because there are many paths and many interruptions to particular result, logical because after practice and training, better and high probability path for result may emerge

    if sou exists, all the chemical and physical reaction above in brain layer should not exist, because processing unit should be out of the body but in other place just like client and server(cloud) mode.

    Virtual reality, you can build a world vivid like what we are experiencing now if you born with perception of current physical world. Chips in your brain can emulate all signal of your perception and sense and combine the super reality of interaction and view in the game world, so that you can not distinguish the virtual from the reality. I you are born with virtual reality chip implanted in your brain, even the virtual is completely fantastic and different from our physical world, you can not easily recognize it because you have adapted to it just like you can not judge whether you are in a dream even with different identity.is randomly logical stuff, random because there are many paths and many interruptions to particular result, logical because after practice and training, better and high probability path for result may emerge

    if sou exists, all the chemical and physical reaction above in brain layer should not exist, because processing unit should be out of the body but in other place just like client and server(cloud) mode.

    Virtual reality, you can build a world vivid like what we are experiencing now if you born with perception of current physical world. Chips in your brain can emulate all signal of your perception and sense and combine the super reality of interaction and view in the game world, so that you can not distinguish the virtual from the reality. I you are born with virtual reality chip implanted in your brain, even the virtual is completely fantastic and different from our physical world, you can not easily recognize it because you have adapted to it just like you can not judge whether you are in a dream even with different identity.

  • dnegel
    #45

    DefineLogical
    Physical
    Chemical
    World
    Logical
    Physical
    Chemical
    World

  • dnegel
    #46

    I was not asking u to define themI was directing u to a situation where u can not use the current way in thinking
    When u notice that there seems no words for it to define it, that could be the turning point
    我们的思考
    建立在语言系统之上
    当行到语言的水穷处
    坐看风云起
    U will be feeling the new world
    I was directing u to a situation where u can not use the current way in thinking
    When u notice that there seems no words for it to define it, that could be the turning point
    我们的思考
    建立在语言系统之上
    当行到语言的水穷处
    坐看风云起
    U will be feeling the new world

  • ttdangdang 楼主
    #47

    我看你受的刺激,比我还大。具体那人怎样,下个星期会有些眉目。具体那人怎样,下个星期会有些眉目。

  • dnegel
    #48

    赫赫,推荐楼主看发散思维以前俄罗斯培育精英的方式
    老实讲,不在意你的主贴
    练习方式有很多
    简单的有
    1,同一个题目,一定要有自己的独特的正确的解答
    2,同一个题目,接其一点延伸自己的思路,并不与原题目发生任何关联

    这是你的弱点,无此,则无创新和视野。
    P.S. 不要在工作中练习,会丢你的饭碗的。

    祝好。以前俄罗斯培育精英的方式
    老实讲,不在意你的主贴
    练习方式有很多
    简单的有
    1,同一个题目,一定要有自己的独特的正确的解答
    2,同一个题目,接其一点延伸自己的思路,并不与原题目发生任何关联

    这是你的弱点,无此,则无创新和视野。
    P.S. 不要在工作中练习,会丢你的饭碗的。

    祝好。

  • ttdangdang 楼主
    #49

    thanks. 我一直在摸索如何创新,包括听古典音乐。现在的工作,需要自由的创新+严谨的执行。
    currently, I started to learn machine learning, which is helpful to extend my knowledge for innovations....
    现在的工作,需要自由的创新+严谨的执行。
    currently, I started to learn machine learning, which is helpful to extend my knowledge for innovations....

  • dnegel
    #50

    死板教条封闭你的才华被禁锢在历史的惯性里了
    故,无发挥机会
    以前King 就在欧洲暴走半年,也还是回归平淡了
    要想跟随,则跟随
    要想超越,则荡涤一切旧的,start from the time when u step in Singapore on the 1st day

    你的才华被禁锢在历史的惯性里了
    故,无发挥机会
    以前King 就在欧洲暴走半年,也还是回归平淡了
    要想跟随,则跟随
    要想超越,则荡涤一切旧的,start from the time when u step in Singapore on the 1st day

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